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Ladki — Bihar me. Boys — yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai. Thank u.. Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai. Gari par break nahi hota tha. Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai.SEE VIDEO BY TOPIC: Boy And Girl Funny Jokes
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Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying. Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away.
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Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.. V aur Freez Kab Laoge? V Freez Aa Jyega. Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane? Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai. Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane? Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
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Ek ladka shaadi ke liye ek ladki ko dekhne gaya Ladke ne socha ki kyun na ladki ko impress kiya jaaye aur English mein baat karne ki sochi Ladka bola: Suniye aapko English chalti hai na? A girl come in class wearing new sandals A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai Girl gusse mein: Nikalun kya? Then all the boys: Tumhaari dress toh aur bhi achchi hai.
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She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya. Girl:- Nahi toh, roj nahati hu, par tum ne aise kyun pucha. Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. Gabbar - kitne aadmi the. Kaliya- pata nahi sardar me to ladkiya dekh raha tha. Gunde ka beta oral exan mein fail ho gaya.
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Some are rude jokes, some are insults and some are outright funny. Hum to na ishq karte hain, Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!. Another Funny Hindi Joke Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai. SMS Fun Hindi panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki. Another Hindi SMS Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj, masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz ye to hue meri baat or batao Kaise ho aap?? Funny Joke What will Himesh Reshmaiyya say to magnify a picure..?
Mathematics and girlds r similar as they both are complicated but Solid Beizzati Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga Girl:- main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam..